Ik probeer mezelf niet nat te maken terwijl ik binnenkom van het tuinieren nadat ik vanochtend te veel koffie heb gedronken

Oh my goodness, I am just coming in from outside

where I've been doing some gardening

and oh just a minute let's go get my light

my fancy new light because it's as you can see it's really dark in here

and and oh gosh I really need a wee