Moeder van geile vriendinnen verleidt schoonzoon

See, this is how it always happens, every time!

They think he's so perfect. Let's see how they like this.

I'm texting his girlfriend. I'm letting her know that he has laryngitis and she probably shouldn't show up today.

That's where I come in. I'm gonna lay in his bed and pretend like I'm her.

Gotta get him back for that April Fool's joke, right?