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Hi, I'm Barack Obama.

Due to the increasing cost of health care and the growing problem with chunky women in our nation,

this administration, in conjunction with Stoney Curtis of LethalHardcore****,

has asked Congress to fund the ******** Chunkers program.

This is one of the steps we have taken to lower our nation's dependence on foreign fatty foods,